Harry Buys A Car

Sen. Reid goes to a local GM dealer in Washington, D.C. with the

intention of buying a brand new vehicle.  Harry looks around and finds

one he likes.

 

 After going back and forth with the salesman, Harry settles on a

price of $45,000.

 

 Harry and the salesman go back to the office to complete the paperwork.

 

 Harry works out a 4-year payment plan, and signs on the bottom line.

 

The salesman shakes Harry's hand and says, "Thanks Senator Reid, the

car will be ready for pickup in 4 years."

 

 Harry says, "What are you talking about?  Where are the keys to my new car?"

 

 The salesman replies, "No, you don't understand Senator. You make

payments for 4 years... THEN we give you the car.  You know, just like

your health plan".

 

Harry, with a choking voice, says to the salesman, "But that's not fair".

 

 And I say without any doubt or embarrassment:

 

 NO S##T, Sherlock!!!